jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

(Source: geekpanties)

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