When you open up a thing of yogurt
and there’s tons of little delicious fruit chunks inside. <3 okay now back to physics.
Chikin Noodl Zoop.
For some odd reason, a couple cans magically appeared in my pantry today. Not like, a PACK of them, just some random cans. And i know they’re new because they haven’t expired yet!! I’m so tempted to just have one right now. At 10:51 at night. Just because i can.
you know whats annoying?
rogeyroo: when people do that thing where you send a friend a message with a number in it. then they post a status with that number, then followed with whatever memory they have of you. and what’s more annoying. they make like 100 statuses in five minutes, filling up your feed. what even more annoying? they all say the same thing. im so glad you left our school so you could stop fucking with...
It's one of those days
where you don’t really feel like wearing pants.
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
One of my tumblr crushes is someone i’m not following. i don’t think i’ve liked/reblogged one of their posts ever. i’m so confused right now. TUMBLR HOW DO YOU WORK.
carcassfitforkings: snapsforsravya: cassiemca: narpour: mylifeislikeamovie: the more i sleep, the more tired i become. the more I sleep, the less I have to deal with people. the more I sleep the less I have to worry and ^ the more I sleep, the less I eat. the more I sleep, the more I miss the more i sleep, the more i potato’s
duude imso tired whyyyyyy am i working today
gnawylime: whyyyyyyyyyyyy sleeepppooovvveerrss and pancakes and attempting to pull all-nighters aww yyeeeee
I know this, because Tyler knows this.
just watched this yesterday. so good.
When someone you don't wanna talk to starts fb...
“HHHHIIIIIIIIIII!!” “OH SWEET JESUS.”
I hate it when guys cut their hair.
rawreginee: mmmelissa: You were so cute. WHY DID YOU DO THAT. boyfriend’s shaving his head today. or rather, I’M shaving his head…? fucking swimmers. how do they work.
Guys who hate gays, but love lesbians
+girls who love stereotypical gay guys, but are afraid of lesbians
xshui: so i got really bored (because it’s break) and i made this really choppy gif of myself jumping over a chest in my basement it’s what i dooo, i do what i want this is my little sister. except not really. she’s my surprise adoption same-last-name little sister :) and i love her lots and she’s super cute <3
A Low Impact Woodland Home →
hythe: it’s so cute!!
Who’s there? ………Go fuck yourselves.
When people can't spell "synthesize"
i’ll give you a hint. it’s not “synthethize”
Quitting my job today.
i yam so excite. no moar driving 25 mins into the ghetto to deal with fat people.
The First of the First: I'm in the mood to rant. →
amytamster: I’m going to be like really mean.. haha. I dont mean to offend anyone, but I don’t understand why people are having sex at like 16. I mean. Dude. Fucking props to you if you wanna. This has nothing to do with the fact of me being like.. all prude or some shit. But I feel like 16 is so fucking… amen sista.
I'm going to sum up the argument over same-sex...
daleksontumblr: If you’re against same-sex marriage, you should shut the fuck up.