February 2011
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SHHHH JUST COME.
lubibul asked: if you and adam are cosplaying daft punk... WHICH OUTFIT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OMGOMGOMG
January 2011
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“I’m not even going to college.”
– lol then get out and stop wasting our tax money.
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All my life I've been good
but now, wooaaaahhhh thinking what the hell!!
“asian people. the most annoying people in the world. i don’t know why...”
– coming from me, who works at a chinese restaurant
Dear customers
Your laziness does not amuse me. You are what’s wrong with America.
Would it kill you to walk an extra 10 feet I mean really.
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When the smart kid next to you gets up to sharpen...
alyaae:
you’re just staring at their answers like
lol brian…except mechanical pencils.
brenda is here but so am
i! it’s the day after the last day of first semester, and we’re making good use of our time by carrying out long-suppresed dreams. do i approve? yes! i approve!
t minus two hours!
or something like that! me gusta.
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Me and irene are so cool. We are the coolest cats around.
“All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I...”
– Tyler Durden (via waitingforyourghost)
Spaghetti for a little friend. (This is adorable!
butyoudidntshootthedeputy:
living-death:
solongtodevotion:
LOOK HOW HAPPY IT IS. I bet it never gets spaghetti
Always reblog pasta hamster.
OH MY GOD. IT LOOKS SO HAPPY<3
/dies of cuteness overload
OMFG THAT IS SO CUTE DFHGJSFHDGJFHGJDS
you seem lost: one thing i honestly do not... →
-supercell:
why girls are blowin up your newsfeed the second they get a boyfriend and start putting taylor swift lyrics as their statuses and shit — then when they break up two weeks later they’re all over your newsfeed AGAIN ‘cept this time they’re statuses are all
‘AWWW YEAHH SINGLE GURL SWAGG(;’
and…
lol idk i just think it’s funny. YEA GURL I DON’T NEED NO MAN.
FJEIOWAMFEKLWA
ithilnar:
SECOND SEMESTER SENIOR.
Suppppp senioritis.
i can officially ftp.
SNARKSHARK ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRENDA LEFT HER TUMBLAG UP
If i posted my actual inner thoughts here, there would be a firefight.
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I have no patience
for people who cannot 4 way stop. Like really? They gave you your license?? This is not a difficult concept guys.
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finals.
you cannot even comprehend the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
When people are irritating on facebook.
i know you’re butthurt about your breakup
but really
stfu and grow a pair
“sir your trousers are descending”
– lololol wat. i’m peeing why is this even funny.
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“He’s so tiny and adorable. I just want to put him in my pocket and keep...”
“Everyone here needs to calm their tits.”
– How i feel at work all the time.
Psh you and your no smilez
………from shufflebuff. xDDDDD
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Word of the day.
Bludgeon.
Leave, sir.
Please vacate the premises. You are irrelevant.
“my sister just finished off all our ice cream. it’s been like two days....”
– me talking to the snarkshark on fb chat
Shit to do.
Should probably write my final lab report for forensics. And that “letter” for humanities.
lol eating ice cream instead. can’t stop won’t stop.
when people spell "definitely" as "defiantly"
11826:
omg this this this this this
vanilla-chai-deactivated2011071 asked: h&m! go go go so many sales. i swear the most expensive thing in that store was $15.
