December 2010
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It's raining.
Everyone on facebook is freaking out and idk why. Yes, it’s December. Yes, it’s Michigan. But gdit I’m excited!! Because this means my car can stop being fishtail king. And I can stop being drift queen.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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When we're apart whatever are you thinking of?
If this is what I call home, why does it feel so alone? So tell me darling do you wish we’d fall in love.
Dec 31st
bitch did what with who now?
AW HELL TO THE NAW.
Dec 31st
shufflebuff asked: I JUST REALIZED
YOUR FISH HAVE TUMORS ON THEIR FACES
YOUR MICROWAVE MAKES TUMORS

COINCIDENCE?
Dec 31st
shufflebuff asked: I JUST REALIZED
YOUR FISH HAVE TUMORS ON THEIR FACES
YOUR MICROWAVE MAKES TUMORS

COINCIDENCE?
Dec 30th
Oh gad story of my life. →
Dec 29th
“Your microwave sounds like ‘Nam.”
– snark shark
Dec 29th
OH BALLS.
WHERE’S MY PHONE. I NEED THAT SHIT TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING >(
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
People whose relationship statuses claim that...
snarkshark-: Shut up, you’re 16, it’s not that complicated.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“The italians always have to be angry about something.”
– watching next best baker with the snark shark nbd
Dec 28th
Throw on your brake lights
We’re in the city of wonder!! Why have i been awake for more than an hour.
Dec 27th
When you want to play portal
But all you have for a mouse is some shitty tablet.
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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When drunk people trip over everything and break their face.
Dec 23rd
lulz.
me: i'm so abusive
irene: that's why you're special!
Dec 23rd
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Making fun of stupid tumblrs.
A very painful and yet amusing pastime.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“I WAS DOWNSTAIRS BEING A PIRATE”
– my excuse for accidentally ignoring the snark shark on fb chat D:
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
All I want for Christmas....
jessdoann: is you. fuck that shit. IS A NEW PHONE.  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO FINISH THIS STUPID CHARACTER PROJECT
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Listenshufflebuff: NAAAAAAAAAAAAA NA NA NANANA NA NA...
Dec 20th
When sweet photogs follow you on Deviantart.
gehehehehehehehehhehhe
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Gained 10 pounds today.
Ate through 70 bucks worth of dimsum at my restaurant today with irene (xshui), my mom, cousin, and cousin’s boyfriend (hehehhee cutecute). good lord i ate so much food. most massive food baby. and then. after doing some volunteer work, me and irene went to the student congress party and somehow continued to eat everything in sight. well, mostly me. I stole the last bit of a two-liter of...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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I had to
Dec 19th
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I had to
Dec 18th
With the taste of your lips!
I’m on a rideeee! You’re toxic I’m slipping under. Listening to glee while making pastries nbd.
Dec 18th
Day 3: I'm over it.
Because now I can say fuck all’a y’all. And I can freaking mean it. I’m better than this.
Dec 18th
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Wat.
Natalie apparently called me an asian nicki minaj today. I’m not even sure what to say to that. And i’m not really sure how that even came up. The only thing we have in common is that we’re sassy black girls.
Dec 18th
I still think you're ridiculous.
And a major load of bull. I just can’t take you seriously. Truce. For now. After this year, I never have to see you again in my life.
Dec 17th
souldive asked: LOL i took the test after school today XD omg it was RIDICULOUSLY simple o_O;;; seriously. it was soooo freaking easy. it was a joke. o_O;; lol you're going to get an A++ XD without study :'D
Dec 17th
souldive asked: LOL i took the test after school today XD omg it was RIDICULOUSLY simple o_O;;; seriously. it was soooo freaking easy. it was a joke. o_O;; lol you're going to get an A++ XD without study :'D
Dec 17th
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Wow. Noncynical post.
Don’t wanna get too sappy, but honestly, I feel so lucky right now. Bad night, but i realized i have so many amazing friends to motivate me. It’s a good feeling.
Dec 17th
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I may be an asshole on the outside... but on the...
riciel: I’m still an asshole. strike that. on the inside, i’m an even bigger asshole. 
Dec 17th
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xshui asked: dear jie jie, first, i love you
what do they know about you?
sure, test scores, class records with maybe a few comments... maybe a list of extracurriculars... you know the drill.
it's the same all across the board. how are they able to distinguish your personality? they can't know what they missed out on. they wouldn't be able to identify the noticeable deficit...
Dec 17th
xshui asked: dear jie jie, first, i love you
what do they know about you?
sure, test scores, class records with maybe a few comments... maybe a list of extracurriculars... you know the drill.
it's the same all across the board. how are they able to distinguish your personality? they can't know what they missed out on. they wouldn't be able to identify the noticeable deficit...
Dec 17th
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