December 2010
Underclassmen fight?
Umm. Get off my newsfeed bro. No one cares. Are you 12? You’re pretty much 12.
Dec 1st
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I'm not wearing pants.
I saw one of those reblog if you’re not wearing pants things a while back but i’m too lazy to find it. totally took a napski earlier and i’m just wearing tights and a hoodie. they’re stripey. the tights. not the hoodie.
Dec 1st
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OMG MOOT.
WTF DID YOU DO TO 4CHAN.
Dec 1st
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November 2010
Keep getting friended by random swimmers.
What. You’re a freshman, get out of here.
Nov 30th
$4...haha my life is cool
rogeyroo: togepenis: unitednegrocollegefund: 4rest: childhoodgames: obese: yojllikanitsirk: $61.50. $1,50 $54.50 $42.50 $82.00 Fuck.. $84.00 41.50
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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MFW:
“OMG MY LIFE SUCKS. I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHY IT SUCKS. BUT IT SUCKS. I WONDER IF ANYONE WOULD NOTICE IF I JUMPED OFF A—”
Nov 29th
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I have a C- in physics.
i turned in my make-up lab before break…… WHY YOU NO GRADE MY PAPER.
Nov 29th
The First of the First: Bridal Plasty.. Are You... →
amytamster: I cannot believe that there’s a show where girls compete to get plastic surgery before their weddings. They all want to look perfect, and here I see them listing their wants. Liposuction and tummy tucks„ breast implants and butt tucks. Are you serious? I mean, if you choose to get plastic…  no. this isn’t interesting at all. this is just ridiculous.
Nov 29th
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So i totally thought i wasn't allergic to...
Like. I don’t think i am. But it totally feels like i had an allergic reaction to something on saturday, my lip swelled up like a beast. Which is stupid, because all i ate on saturday was half a bagel, a granola bar, and some chinese food. Come on now.
Nov 29th
Wait.
Is christmas break seriously in only 3 weeks?? HOOLLLLAAAAAA
Nov 29th
34.
how. how??? i talk to like 5 people. this is ridiculous.
Nov 29th
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lubibul asked: Girl. I'm stupid. WHY DIDN'T THIS SHOW UP ON MY NEWSFEED? CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS I WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUGE HUG AND MELT INTO A PUDDLE WITH YOU. (because you're a 12 year old girl) /jumping up and down forever please
Nov 29th
I've liked 151 posts.
Is it sad that whenever i see the number 151 i automatically think pokemon?
Nov 28th
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Um no.
According to one of my best girl frans, i’m supposed to remember the one month because i’m the girl. ummmm. fuck this shit i’m going to space. i can barely remember where i put my phone down in the morning.
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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i have...
a ridiculously fluffy russian hat. my life is complete.
Nov 27th
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So freaking tired.
Running on an hour of sleep and half a can of red bull. Mmmmmmm this is the life.
Nov 26th
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Say, say.
Say you feel the same way.
Nov 25th
Reasoning.
I’m twice as snarky on the outside, to make up for the fact that i’m actually a sappy 12 year old girl on the inside. With a lot of rage. A lot.
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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I hate onions.
i hate onions hate onions hate onions hate onions. oh my good lord my eyes </33333
Nov 25th
I have
a really obnoxious cowlick. what is life.
Nov 25th
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LOLOL.
my cosplay just got called trash by some fat chick who doesn’t even have cosplay photos up. cool bro story? HATERS GON HATE, FAKERS GON FAKE.
Nov 24th
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“BITCHES DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES.”
– some snark to make up for my last post being kind of sappy.
Nov 24th
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love is a strong word.
and sometimes, it’s just…overrated. i mean. would it make sense if i said i was falling in like? really hard? yea that was kind of a grammatical clusterfuck.
Nov 24th
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Hello children.
Please don’t stand TTHHIIIISSS close to me and breathe down my neck while i’m grading your paper. It’s not going to make me grade any faster. And your breath kind of stinks too.
Nov 24th
“Why would you yank it…?”
– that doesn’t even make sense
Nov 23rd
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Insomnia
I have it.
Nov 22nd
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hey guys.
guess what? i just wanted to let you all know i love my boyfriend so so much hehehe omg hearts forever <333333 LOLJK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“Except you’d be like ew a vag, and i’d be like ew a gay man.”
– <3
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
colorfulrussianfireworks asked: Fufufu
/Stalks 8'D
It's kristina zuzu by the way. I creep, I know ; - ;
So...How cool IS the story?
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
cool almost getting hit by cars that FLY into the left turn lane from nowhere. cool.
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
DDR.
extreme>max. always and forevvaahhh.
Nov 19th
“Stupid freshman.”
– i mean bscly.
Nov 19th
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300th post.
just talking with my friend about getting a new job. i really really hope this works out because i want to put in my two-week at my current job…….i’ve been dealing with bratty kids for far too long. over a year now? seriously. with flu season coming up, i know there’ll be a bunch of screaming, sniffling little kids running around in that ill-ventilated room who don’t...
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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What is life.
Picked up my sister from school. Saw a lady wearing a minidress with a MASSIVE fur coat and ugg boots. um. excuse me ma’am, can i help you with anything? a pair of pants maybe? also. cool almost getting merged into by minivans. not nearly as terrifying as that one time i almost got merged into by a semi, but still.
Nov 18th
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Unproductive night.
Kind of minor headache. Tired as balls. Got no homework done. Hitting the sack early. Yeeeaaa…
Nov 18th
“SMUGLEAF. WTF KIND OF NAME. I DON’T. HRRIAHOGIHAOGIHAEILFJAEWLKFJEFEF....”
– me on fb chat :P
Nov 18th
dear pokemon black and white.
what are you doing to my childhood?? and your art style. new trainer girl doesn’t look pokemon-ish at all. what. get out.
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th